{"id":781,"date":"2008-08-22T13:09:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-22T13:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/karstieltopia.com\/2008\/08\/22\/por-que-no-sirvo-para-contar-un-chiste\/"},"modified":"2008-08-22T13:09:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-22T13:09:00","slug":"por-que-no-sirvo-para-contar-un-chiste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/karstieltopia.com\/trastero\/por-que-no-sirvo-para-contar-un-chiste\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no sirvo para contar un chiste?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00e1cil&#8230; porque digo cosas como \u00e9sta (ver\u00eddico)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211;<\/strong> <em>A qu\u00e9 tienes envidia, \u00bfeh?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211;<\/strong> <em>No, tengo una ATI<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Y es que la cosa ya ven\u00eda de lejos&#8230; Aun recuerdo cuando era jovencito y est\u00e1bamos un mont\u00f3n de muchachotes juntos y pas\u00f3 una srta de buen ver&#8230; Los comentarios de mis compis eran m\u00e1s semejantes a los de los alba\u00f1iles de pelo en pecho pero el m\u00edo&#8230; el m\u00edo&#8230; fue &#8220;<em>No tiene una mala interfaz&#8230;<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Creo que necesito que me hagan una an\u00e1lisis psiqui\u00e1trico pronto :S<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00e1cil&#8230; porque digo cosas como \u00e9sta (ver\u00eddico)&#8230; &#8211; A qu\u00e9 tienes envidia, \u00bfeh? 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